Baby Bijon Wins First Annual Weenie 500

In blistering conditions, Baby Bijon steamrolled the competition and achieved the sport’s first ever grand slam: pole position, fastest race lap, lead all laps and victory. He thanked his mom, Bookie Hernandez, and his sponsor Ardias ‘R Us.  DSC_0341

 

 

 

 

 

It was a stunning turn of events after he had almost missed the green flag due to an altercation with his brother, Mister, who claimed he was born 3 minutes before Baby Bijon – a claim Baby Bijon denies.

His next race will be at Weenie International Speedway. It is a highly anticipated race since his brother, Mister (Mister Kane Oseguera), has secured his own ride through a sponsorship deal with Hipster Haus.

Stay tuned for more as this story unfolds.

 

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