In blistering conditions, Baby Bijon steamrolled the competition and achieved the sport’s first ever grand slam: pole position, fastest race lap, lead all laps and victory. He thanked his mom, Bookie Hernandez, and his sponsor Ardias ‘R Us.
It was a stunning turn of events after he had almost missed the green flag due to an altercation with his brother, Mister, who claimed he was born 3 minutes before Baby Bijon – a claim Baby Bijon denies.
His next race will be at Weenie International Speedway. It is a highly anticipated race since his brother, Mister (Mister Kane Oseguera), has secured his own ride through a sponsorship deal with Hipster Haus.
Stay tuned for more as this story unfolds.